Schlueter Blog Nonsense

When a package says flushable, what does that really mean? Sure—they’ll likely go down the toilet. But will they make it through your plumbing and all the way to the city sewer? Probably not.

Here’s the issue: these wipes are delivered to you already moist. That means water doesn’t break them down—because if it did, you’d just have a pack of soggy pulp. Unlike toilet paper, flushable wipes don’t disintegrate. That’s the real problem.

Even if a wipe clears your toilet bowl, your home’s plumbing still has a long way to go. In older homes, it’s common to have small imperfections in the cast iron—little snags, rough spots, or minor breaks. These spots are perfect places for a wipe to catch. And once one hangs up, others follow. This often leads to a full sewer clog.

Live in a newer home and think you’re in the clear? Not quite. PVC piping can also have small rough spots—especially where it’s been cut with a saw. Even a tiny edge is enough to snag a wipe. We’ve even pulled toilets and found wipes caught right at the flange, never even making it into the main piping.

Recently, we helped a landlord with a severe backup. The tenants swore they’d never used flushable wipes—but they’d lived there for years. When we ran our auger, the evidence came back stuck to the cable—clearly and unmistakably. These wipes were intact enough to unfold, and even a powerful sewer machine spinning at 900 RPM couldn’t break them down.

That job ended up costing the landlord nearly $1,400 in plumbing work, with more needed down the line (which they understandably declined). Things were tense—no one wanted to take responsibility.

And this isn’t just a household issue. Sewer departments are overwhelmed with what they call fatbergs—massive clumps of grease and wipes that clog entire sewer lines. These wipes don’t have a return address, so everyone ends up paying more to fix the problem.

One final note—if your home has a basement sewage pump or an outdoor lift station, never flush wipes or feminine products. We recently pulled a failed pump packed full of these items. The impeller was jammed solid, the pump had seized, and the replacement cost ran into the thousands.

So what’s the solution?

We strongly recommend avoiding flushable wipes altogether. Instead, consider installing a toilet seat bidet. Cold-water models are available for as little as $30 on Amazon, and you’ll save that amount quickly in reduced toilet paper use. (And don’t worry—cold water isn’t as shocking as it sounds. I’ve got both styles at home, and I actually prefer the cold-water one.)

Save your pipes. Save your wallet. Skip the wipes.